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THE WAY IT WORKS. that value is given to an unimportant have pushed my business to a standing mom Dy Benuing it miles over the wire. 1 The Blglita of BicirHl.sts. Albnuy Law Ill this forthcoming new edition of his work on llighwavs, Mr. Cook sayB of bicycles: "The use of the bicycle as a means of travel is so recent that in this mat it would nave taken thirty years to reach without advertising.

In. truth, it is doubtful if I could at all have attained the result I have without the aid of the newspapers. Certainly the newspapers are the cheapest medium for making your trade known to the greatest number of people. Printed circulars ruav The great vine snail hat quite ft hi THE ONLY MEDICINE tory, and its lease of life should be a long one, if that may be measured by the State-there is as vet no adjudication as to the rights of the travelers employing it upon the highway. In England it has been held tbat one riding a bicycle on a IS E1TI1EB r.KJCID OU DOT FOBM That Acta ot tlio flaino tlmo on possibly reach a thousand persons whose powers ot endurance.

Jn I k4 the members of the Koyal Rociety in England could not be brought to believe an Irish names you Know, your old customers. Your announcement in a leading journ IMS UTXB, TEE MWSZS, highway at such a pace as to ae dangerous to passers-by, may be convicted of al will reach a hundred thousand whom collector, who averred that certain white snails that had been confined for fifteen years came out of their shells upon his M3 msi Emm. lunonsly driving a irriago.tinoe apiaiuie if r. ou never heard of. ISew dealers com WHY ARE WE SICK? ing into the field will see your name and son's putting them in hot water; but the 1'iruiuuing fciicn an hi-u a.

Goodwin, L. 4 Q. B. 1). 2 L'S.

The right to use a bicycle in a proper manner business, and know where to find you. Your standing advert iseinent is a stand fiecavss vt alloto these great organs tot possibility of the thing was proved in 1850, when, after four years' somnolence clogged or to)pid, atul poisonous Kkmnoware therefore forced into the blood I ing notification to buyers that you are alive and there. It is a perpetual letter of introduction for your traveling sales that Bfiowaoe expeuea naturally. "This government of ours Is eood, And worthy to be served," I said "For it rvnirmbprs those whose blood Was in its service freely shed. "The party that can thus secure Tbe rightful meed of those who fought Is such as alwnys should endure, And has my suffrage, as it ouglit." The written law I just hod read, And all my sorrows seemed to cease The men who served in war, it said, Hhould always be preferred in peace.

"Nothing," said he, "can now be done Jk that low in existence yet? No place is vacant here, but one, And tbat my nephew soon must fret." I Sdiiirht a preat department head, Whose sympathy I could not doubt: "The civil service reform." he said, "I grieve to say, will shut you out." Another officer I sought, Tn whom the simple tale I told Of how I served, and where I fought lie said that I was "much too old." Another saw my empty sleeve, And lrom bis eye he squeezed a tear. Said he: "Your st.iry I believe; But one-armed men are useless here," I earn my livinjr as 1 can. And still I wear a shabby coat, Put lrnnwthat while 1 am" man Ih hand that's left can cast a Tote. in the museum, an Egyptian desert Bnail woke up, none the worse for its long rest and abstenence. It fed heartilv on lettuce leaves, and lived for Darseness, Bronchit; upon tne nignway was not ipiKouuneu in the case, and the court by its decision indirectly admits such right.

In the absence of any legislative enactment forbidding them, riders of bicycles whould seem to have the same right upon highways as those using any other vehicles; and the validity of any muni man. Jclo has only to mention your I lenza, AthmaWhooping Cough, In name for the country merchant to say, "Oil. ves. that's the 'Diamond Ham' man. two years longer.

Spallansstun asserted that ho had often beheaded snails with I cipient Consumption and forthe re WILL SURELY CURE lict of consumptive personsin advan isn't or 'that's'Kock and Rye, ain't He will be twice as apt to buy as out killing them, and in a few months thev.were as livolv us ever, having grown cipal ordinance prohibiting the use of ced stages ot the IJise.ise, tor sale new heads in retirement. by all Druggists Price, if Cents, bicycles in thoso parts ot the public streets where carriages may go would be Snail-eating has been in vogue for KSDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, PILES, CONSTIPATION, t'RIXAKT DISEASES. FEMALE WEAKNESSES, ANHNKKVWnS M30KDERS, by cmtlng free action of there organ and restoring their power to thj'oio cjf disease. IVhyRiiffor Bilious pains ami iichps? Wliytoniumtcd rtitH Tiles, Constlimtion? MRS. E.

PIKKHAM, OF LYNN, KS.P many centuries, and was considered by the ancient liomans one of their tablo luxuries. In Plinv's time Harbary it your firm name was one tie had never heard of, or, having heard of, thought yon dead. This applies to an even greater extent in the country than it does in the large cities, and it iB safe to say that, merchants are plodding along making a bare living, who might with the judicious aid of advertising build up an immense trade and accumulate a fortune." UVnww snails stood first in repute, those in very doubtful. This ot course would exclude bicycles from the sidewalks, which is quite necessary, and subject to thjs.exclusion w'e do not know but Mr. Cook's doctrine as to their rights in streets and highways is right, lint he never will bo able to persuade the livery stable keepers to accept it.

Sicily ranking next; and it was the custom "to fatten them for the tablo by dieting them on meal and new wine. In Wliyfrlflitfliiod orcr disordered KiuuryHl Why endure iiervous or sick lirauachosz 5 VMfA modern Rome fresh gathered snails are hawked from door to door by women, VseKIDTiEY-WOllTandrcjoiee In health. Itlsniitupln Wry "Vccetalilo Form, In tin who boil them in their shells, stew them' a v3 57 consonupaxkngeof which m.os six of I medicine. Also in L.lQuMI',oi,m, rcry Conccn-j It would bo supposed from its popu laritv that only oniir Bubwtanca ia nni Important ViTien you visit or leave New York city save bajrmure and expressaee and carriage st.p at Mio Grand Union Hotel, neaHv opposite the Grand Central Deiiot. TlliE NEWSFAPEIi." irfttedj fur those time cannot rcuaiiy j-reparo it.

known to the world for the relief of rwlt nctH Wltll oqwnt efflcttmrjy in oltrr-r torn. QETIT0FYOOII DKUGGIST. HIICE, 1.00 or fry them-in oi). Snails are gathered off tho vines by the peasantry in the wine district of Franco, and are sent up in cases and wicker baskets to Paris halls, where they are sold by auction, and are purchased by people who make it thoir business to prepare them for the restaurants anil charcutiers. They are killed TVELIiS, BICII AIIDSON ACo.Prop'g, CWUlBcndthedrr post-paid.) 0UDLUiOTONf TT.

A Few Dots on an Interesting Subject. Charles Dudley Warner's Hecenl Address. The newspaper is a private enterprise. The expectation of profit is what causes its being, and this motive i3 not lower than that which leads people into any 400 elegant rooms, single and in suite, fitted up at an expense of one million dollars, ltoums reduced to $1 and upwards per day, on European plan. Elevators, Kestanraut supplied with the best.

Horse cars, stages rheumatism, and that iB St. Jacobs Oil. 8t. Louis Dispatch. Thk Custer monument has been erected upon the battle field upon which the daring general fell.

It is granite in the form of a law obelisk, bears the names of all who died in Custer's fight. anut'iuviueu rtuiroau to an uepois. by being placed in scalding water, and after being removed from their shells by tho aid of a piece of wire, are thrown into an immense copper and boiled for In the early days of printing bookBthe paper was only printed on one Bide and the leaves pasted together. 7-Tatnre'B Ways. other occupation or profession.

If the excellence of a newspaper is not measured by its profitableness, it is generally true that it does not pay its owner, it in valueless to the public, and as a rule, the successful journal pecuniarily is the best journal. The recognition of the fact that the newspaper is a purely business entorprise, will help to define the mutual relations of the rditor and the public. His claims unon tbe public is pxaetlv Mr. 13. Pi No.

11 Ann street, New York, used St. Jacobs Oil for rheumatism with entire relief writes a New York journal. Richmond (la.) Chrirtian Advoralr. 'SS C.J three-quarters of an hour in a mixture composed of water, vinegar, salt and herbs. They are then replaced in their shells, the mouths of which are closed with butter and parsley, and are ready for sale.

To prepare them for the table, it stitlices to place them in the fryingpan for a few minutes with a small niece of yon- Nature often cures diseases, hut when she do.k if. is always by expelling in some way or Ather the cause. Kidney-Wort effectually aidf nature in doing this, and this is why it periormsso many great cures. M. P.sTF.rn, a Frenchman believes that he has discovered a process of vaccination bv which sheep and cattle can be made wholly secure against carbonaceous diseases.

I sfBMRitciEi) steel tube, 40 feet below thi! surface, is the latest suggestion for the crossing of the hnglish channel. The Friend ot Delleate T.ndles Is Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. butter, and without removing them from their shells. They are sold at the wine shopB and charcutiers at thirtyajid forty centimes the down. A century ago' some 1,000,000 of snails were annually exported from Ulm in "cags" ot 10,000, fetching from twenty-live to forty florins a "cag." In tlie Tyro! youngsters of both sexes are employed during the summer months collecting snails as stock for small gardens small plats of land cleared of trees and Ax American exchange, I is to be established at Paris.

Snakes ns Life Destroyers The loss of life in India, due to the ravages of venemous snakes is almost incredible. Yet Consumption, which ia as wily and as the deadliest Indian reptile, is winding its coils around thousands of people while the victims are unconscious of its presence. Dr. R. V.

Pierce's Medical Discovery" must be used to cleanse Iu tho inquiry ITLich is the bust Liniment for Man and licitst? litis i3 tho answer, attested by two -Piieratioiis the MEXICAN 21 USTAJiW LINIMENT. Tne reason is It penetrates every sore, wound, or lameness to tha Tory bone, and drives out all inflammatory and morbid matter. It goes to tiie root of tlie trouble, sind never i'iiiJs to cure iu doubid ouick time. that of any manufacturer or dealer. Ou the other hand the public has no rights in the newspaper except what it pays for; even the "old subscriber" has none except to drop the paper if it does not please him.

Whether communications shall be published or not, rests with the discretion of the oditor, having reference to his own private interest and the apprehension of the public good. The advertiser acquires no more rights in the newspaper than the subscriber, lie is entitled to the space for which he pays, by the insertion of such material as is approved by the editor, but gains no interest in any other part of the paper. The newspaper being a strictly private enterprise, depends for success upon a lidpro ruo between all parties connected with it, and upon integrity in its 1 Piles! I'llcwt A Suro o-6 frnnml Luxt. No One Need Suflbt 3 ureenre fur tho Blind, behind rirernted Piles bus been uiiscovereil LYD3A E. KHAN'S ''VEGETABLE COMPOUND.

for nil Hioho I'n In I'nl nnrl UVnfcnene ii common tnoiirliciU lVmuIc ituiHtlatlnii. It will euro entirely thn worst orui of Kmufilo (ill ovarian troulilrm, Inllnimnntion nml Uleern tlon, Fnllinj? Riitl Dlnplnci'tiiontH, omltlio cfwrjurnt Spinal Wrnkm-PB, antl Is part Icnlarly adapted to tho C.iniitfe of IJ.e, It will dissolve ntiA PTpcl tnmorn from tlif litems In (in eily ptap-oof ikrolupmpiit. Tho tendriiey to cancerous humors tliprpJsclierliod vory spef dily Uy Its uo. It removpH fnlntriPOT, flntiihnry, destroys all craving foriitimul.mtn, nnd relic vpji woaliiiPHB uftlio stomach. It cures Illnrttlng, npnduuhen, Korvntm Prostration, General Ieb.lity.

Slcet'leaam-fs L'ej wwilon and Inili-Bettion. Tbat foelingr of henrlnp ilown, reusing paln.wolKlit andlni'ni lir, Ja alivnys pennant? ii(ly Cured byiti use. It will at nil tluieanm! under nil riroimnti. noes act In Imnnrmy with thohwatliat porcrn the female system, Forthe nirof Kidney Complaints of either BSX this Compound in iihv. l.YIM K.

I'lNKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COM-POE'NlUs prepared ct arid Went' ni Araiiiiw, Lynn, Mivw. fentbymaJl In tho form of nlro I tho form of lozenges, on receipt of pviec, 31 per box for either. Sir. Pinkliom freely answers all letters of inquiry. Pen for pmnpa-lot.

Addross an abant. irattiort thin Riper. Ko family fhoiild lw without LVrniAE. I'lSTCFIAM'B LiVKTt rir-S. Tliey euro constipation, billousoMi and torpidity of iiver.

Kli cents per box. ft Sold I17 all lrn(iiutH. "ttt RIC'IiARSSON fct. Louis, Mo. the blood of the acrofulous impurities, for tubercular consumption ia onlva form of )r.

Williams Ir.di;in called covered with heaps of moss and pine twins, separated from each other by moats, having gratings at their outlets to prevent any truants that may get into the water from being carried beyond Ointment. A single box has scrofulous disease. tiolden Medical Discovery" is a sovereign remedy (or all forms 1 the orst chronic cases of 25 Mid 30 ot scrofulous disease, or King a such cu ye frs' stiinding. ISo oho need sutler five nil as tumors, white swellings, lever sores, scrofulous sore eyes, as well as for other blood and skin diseases. By druggists.

bounds. The prisoners are supplied daily with fresh grass and cabbage leaves until their appetites fail and they retire into the moss heaps for their winter utes alter applying this wonderful sooth-nieiiicine. Lotions, Ins.ruin.ente and do more harm thmi good, liain's Ointment absorbs the tumors. in. Kli al! the intense itcliing (pr.rtieiiliurly at niJ, t.

alter getting warm in boit). act as a Eihmin says that water can be lighted up as well as air, and that he has an electric lamp made for submarine work on exhibition at Paris. tire, gives iusianr, and painless relief, JOHN t. buroh; is prepared only lor Piles, itching of the private and nothing c'se. Agent for the Corbiu Banking Now York, Attorney at Law and General Claim Agent.

LAND AND MIXING LAWS A SPECIALTY, Oillcc Rooms, St. Cloud Building. l''or sale by nil or mailed on rccHpt of price, 1.00. Henry Davis, Pro Drifters, Cleveland. O.

JilCIIARUSON 6 St. Louis, Mo. "What the Doctors Say. "My doctor saya he always recommends Kidney-Wort for bad cases of kidney disease or of biliousness and constipation." In either dry or liquid form it is the effectual remedy for theee dioerwos. Sn adv, P.

O. Bos W. Washington, D. C. Tenyenrs'oftloial experience In the Interior Fover and Agne, Are vou troubled widi Airne.

rUiilln years uh practitioner, peculiarly qualifies' mo sleep the last one they will enjoy; for when spring conies they are routed out of their beds, packed in straw lined boxes, and sent on to market. In a favorable season one of these gardens will turn out 40,000 snails. The consumption of them in South Tyrol must be great; Snails are often used, bjilcd in milk, for diseases of ihe lungs, and are sent to this country as a delicacy; they are very indiscriminate in their appetite, and even devour he dead of their own kind. Snails delight in warm moist weather; in dry weather their chief time ot'activily is in the night, and they hide themselves by' day; but after rain they come forth at any hour in uest of food. At the approach of winter, or in very dry weather, they close the month of the shell with a membrnno formed by the.

drying of the moccs substance which they secrete, and become inactive and torpid. if 0 Ilebsateq8 Fever, Billious Fever, Remittent or Intermittent; Fever, Night Bweats, or any disease that comes from Malaria or disordered ior inoioiiowuiff citissca ot business, and to whieh I rivo my pcrsoual attention: 1. Arguing- all kinds of CimteKted Land ami Mine fanes. 2, management. The newspaper, which is the property of a private person, as much as a drug store is, is expected to perform for nothing services which would be asked of no other private person.

There is scarcely a charitable enterprise to which it is not asked to contribute of its space, which is nvmcy, ten times more than any other person in the community who are ten times as able as the owner of the newspaper to contribute. The journal is considered "mean" if it will not surrender its columns to notices and anuntmce-ments of this sort. If a manager has a new hen coop or a new singer he wishes to introduce to the public, he comes to the newspaper, expecting to have his enterprise extolled for nothing, and probably never thinks it would be just an proper tor him to jjotu one of tho regular advertisers in the paper and ask him lo give up his space. Anything from a church picnic to a brass band concert )r the benefit of the widow of the triangles, asks the newspaper to contribute. The party in politics, whoso principles the editor advocates, has no doubt of its An oiiniN'o to a French medical journal, whooping cough has been successfully treated by Dr.

Barety, of Nice, by tur pentine vapor. Taken out of Bed. Da. R. V.

Pieik-k, Buffalo, N. Dear Ltver and Hot buns? Ifao, procure a bot-tleof Green's Ague Conqueror, which is an acetii extract of strong" tonic roolg, com-bireil with SMlphato of Magnesia, and positively contains no Quinine, Arsenic or ot! ior poisons. It purifies the blood, cleanses th-- liver, sploen and other secretive organs so effectually that tlie chills will not return. have 'tuner f'uirml avv mse of if'evtir and I have lo thank you for the sreat re lief received from your "Favorite Proscription." Mv sickness had'lasted seven years, one of wliicb I was in bed. Alter taking one bottle I was able to be about the house.

Respectfully, Amanda K. Knnis, Fulton. Mich. Atfuu wim not cure, fnce 50 cente and $1. XI per bottle.

One large bottle has cured as many as five in oue family. Bold by all nenienugoj.iiiiuns on land qiitMions as guides to parties procure title tonny kindsof puhlui lands iu any peculiar status. Congress ioual Business. 4. I'lwecMiting- applications fur mineral aud acricultuml patents.

5. Ml kinds ff Land Scrip Weht and sold. C. Larue lot of additional hoim'steiid and other scrip5 tin Jiatul, COJLKCX CLAIMS lor IViision, l'rize, Hfunev, Bounty and Arrenrof Pay due OiUoicrs, Holdlursand SaiU-s or their IleirH. Officers' Accounts settled.

SEND FOit CWUVLAR. GEO. MATHERS' SONS 60 Mil lew Yorfc, MANUFACTURERS OF FUmTIlTGIlTKS For sale by St. Louis Type Foundry and Groa: Western Type Foundry, Kansas City. 15,000 Agrnla IVnntnl lor Life of The Full River IJrldffe.

The people of JCow York and are beginning to utter loud com uri.ggisis ana aeaiers every wnere. "Kough on Kats" The thing desired tound at, last. Ask drne. claims upon him, not only upon the editorial columns, but the whole paper. It gisis for Rough on Rats.

It clears out rats, mice, roacnes, nies, Dea ougy, ioc cozes. It is stated that benzine may be freed from all offonsive odor by shaking it up well with quicklime, about three ounces to the gallon. I.YniA E. doubtless ranks first as a curative agent in all diseases of the procreative svstein, degeneration of the kidveys, irritation of the The Greatest Discovery of tbe Age. Forever thirty-four veant DK.

TOBIAS' vkSktian LIN'IMENT ST05IACSS tk? has been warranted in euro Croup, Colie, Spasms, Diarrhea ami Dyscntry, taken internally, and blander, urinary calculi, cic. bena to i'oro ThmfU, Tains in iho Limbs. Chronic Kheii-mat ism, OM Sores, Pimples, Hlutcbcs ami Swell-intra, externally, ami nut a bottle ha been re Mrs. I.ydia K. Pinkham, 233 Western Ave nue, Lynn, for pamphlets.

many families Itithi? tboy would not be without it even if it mid $10 a bottle. Sold by nn.ffirists at 35 and 50 cents. 1'imples aud Plntches immciintely eriullnaU'd, and sray hair Two hundred thousand reamB of Band paper are made annually in tlie United States. It is enough to scour the whole country. One of the Ke.n.ioi;u;jAe fldiiaurrs Oflifo, a properly cmilcpd meal, aflonls little or no eiijuynifiH, and nnich HitKconent ti.rtino a umtirmud d.

pontic. iut win ii f'hnmiu in combtittvd with Hos-teiU'i-h Stojiiach lifiiLTrt, liie lonti is cntcn with and must importiiUt, if nil, is aimilaR'd by and tliu nyfifom. I'so this praitd tcniiu nnd cin'ivctivo iilsn in remedy cmsiiiuuiou, bilioiiHiH'ss, rlv isvi, fever and aw. by all l-'niiiH nml Drait'i'srnomllv. It.

croiitains ihe tull history of his noble ana eventful life nnd dastardly assassination. Millions of jteople arnwftiiint; ior this book. The best chnnee of your life lo make money. Hewnrc of "c-ntch-penny" imitittions. This is the only authentic and tully illustrated life of our martyred President.

Scud for circulars and extra terms to A msnts. Outlit 60 cents. Address National Pu hushing St. Louis, Mo. union to ns nmunu cniur oy ns use.

ucpoi, Murray Bircti, jse luric. A TOUGH HORSE ST011Y. It is stated hypodermic injections have heon successfully used at Kio Janeiro in tiie earlier Btages of yellow fever. flHEAPEST I tory uf Kiisiaii- I.l;nrillirnp 1 lp MJ irntl I'Jtnuvit luinrlHOiiii'lv till ratnliuit th ou J.lKi bcMiMt, lor only oil rln. I i'rte.

MANHATTAN BOOK IB K. lth P.O. Box 4 El court. ll JsocietyJ gSEND FOR PRICE LIST. Henry's Cnrbollc Salve.

Tho best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, tetter, chapped hands, chilb'ains, corns end -all kinds of skin eruptions, freckles and pimples Be sure to pet Henry's Carbolic Palve, os all ot hers are but imitations. Trice 25 cent3. For sale by all druggists. CHICAGO SCALE CO. 11 fnvth J'jfasnji CtimfW, W'Son seiiles, $10; i-lou, JiiO.

rfu Tho Lfttfu Detective. All ecuica iiSSj2-- warranted. Heud for price Hat. plaints about the magnilicetit Kast river bridge which, after fifteen years' work ami expenditure, still remains uncompleted. Tbe expenditure on it up to Ibis time has been aoid this does not represent its entire cost, for it is staled that If in bonds has been issued bv the two cities for bridge work by Now York and by Brooklyn.

The issue of these bonds began in and as the interest on the whole amount is about a day, the bridge debt ami payments cannot he far from 17,000,000. Tho structure ws estimated tu cost at a height of M) feet. The elevation was reduced to Kio feel, but, strange to say, this reduction of the difficulty of the undertaking has made it cost five limes the original estimate. Some dny or other tho noble structure will be completed, but when and at how much additional cost no one seems able to tell. I Jut tho ijuestion is now presented, wht.t shall be done with it when it fini-lied? It will be a noble roadway between the two cilies, but, says the l-'inciritd Ciu-Oiiifp, "merely to get across the river will never be worth the bridge." imagines that it will pay directly.

The annual interest on this cost will lie nearly fJ.GnOOiK., in addition lo the cost of managing it and keeping it in repair, and it is admitted that if it be limited lo a mere foot and carriage way between the two cities the tolls will not amount, to this sum. If is proposed, therefore, that it he made part of a scheme for annexing to the metropolis an accessible suburb which it does not now possess. This, it is thought, can be effected by building underground railroads from the Brooklyn side of the bridge to the country beyond the city, bo as to open up to the crowded metropolitans a region where they can have pleasant country homes, and at the same time afford them the means of reaching it in a few minutes. Unless the bridge shall in this way be made part of a system of rapid transit, it will be only a crossing whose cost iB twice as great as its real value. ThoCim innati Enquirer lulcly published the following horse story, which tve give just us it appeared: "A curious instance of iiigni'ily in thf horse occurred, recently in tlicstalilcsoi' Mr.

A. Tough man, situated on North Kim street. Mr.T. ha ior a 'long time been in the habit of using; St. Jacobs Oil, the (ireat German Iveniedy, in his extensive ttables.

Among Mr. many horses is great, powerful C'iinadinn draught horse. This animal hi course of time got so that I hat ho knew the St. Jacojis Oil bottle very well so well, in met, that one flay AriiJ'y on return lrom lmsiuess, u.ion rmerinic the stables he caught him lieking the more shoulder of a beast which stood besido him; the uniinal, giving a wise PENSIONS, ImV, llTTNMIiin fllVWiM AWAY! As. widows, lattiirs, mothers or write I'or yotontitleit.

PenBioiiH Rivea particuln to K. JI.Koss Ma Co. ,3 11 N.li liny liM'U(c. Tlmtifiituls of pomniiticrn nnd, (tCr CCAKNT'SPROFITrERWKEK. Will O.CJOrovjiitorforfL-itn.

S4 outflt freo. Si'ATKKTH procured for JiivtintJiru. land warraiitB 7rrwrr.boiptnnd s.ilj. Soldic'f FItn, Fits, Fits, successfully treated by World's Medical Association. Address, with stamp for pamphlet, Buffalo, N.

Y. rMT(J Wnntod quick. One in ench county. f.irirpferto thi.i.mla Pi-nsif-ncr. ami rit-ntn A'HriM N.

W-FitzeeraldACo-rrNsntN i'AXHSTAtrys. LocSnJox i Circnlu.li; free. Write lo Dan asks without hesitation that Ihe newspaper should take up its valuable space by printing hundreds and often thousands of dollars worth of political announcements in the course of a protracted campaign, when it never would think of getting its halls, its speakers, and its brass bands free of expense. Churches, as well aB parties, expect this sort of charity. I have knnivn rich churches, to whose members it was a convenience to have its Sunday and other services announced, withdraw the announcement when the editor declined any longer to contribute a weekly fifty cents' worth of space.

No private person contributes so much to charity, in proportion to ability, as the newspaper. Perhaps it will get credit for this in the next world; it certainly does not in this. The chief function of the newspaper is to collect and print the news; the second is to elucidate the news and comment on it and show its relations; and the third is to furnish reading niatterjto the general public. That news will he liven that the people will be matt interested in, and a success ot tho news printed depends on a prenpprehension of those topics that tho world will be talking about at the time the paper appears. Some papers, which nevertheless print all tho news, are always days behind, do not appreciate the popular drift till it has gone to something else, and err as much by clinging to a sub ject after it is dead as by taking ittip before it was fairly born.

The public craves eagerly for only one Yhing at a time.andsoon wearies of that; and it is to the newspaper's profit to seize the exact point of a debute, the thrilling moment til an accident, the pith of an important discourse, to throw as if life depended upon it, and for the hour to flood the popular curiosity with it, as an engine deluges a fire, and thenews must be presented in an arrangement which will be at once attractive to the eye. Our newspapers are overwhelmed with material that is of no importance. The obvious remedy for this would be more intelligent direction in the collection of news, and more careful sifting and supervision of it when gathered. It becomes every day more apparent to every manager that s.ich discrimination is more necessary. There is no limit lo the various intelligence and gossip that our complex life offers; no paper is big enough to contain it; no reader has time enough to read it.

And the journal must cease to he a sort of waste basket at the end of a telegraph wire, into which any reporter, telegraph operator or gossip monger can dump whatever he pleases. We get rid of the superstition TA (ff'-'inpor-iayathouio. Samples worth 40 U4i.Ufro. Portland. Maine.

In this issue appears a new advertisement of tho Dr. Hartkii Mkhioinx ('ompatiy, manufacturers of the justly celebrated Iron Ton id, endorsed and recommended by the medical profession. As a general tonic, and especially for Dyspepsia and General Debility, it "has no" equal, having been thoroughly tested and recommended ns having virtues which no other tonic possesses. It is certainly a valuable remedy, Catalogue Tfpq. A.l.lrein, Etandirfl American Wnlth Co Ia.

WATCHES Ko vol vera. CaU.locua frtc' Aililret, flreat Test. Oho Works, pjitdwrKh. Pa. GUMS "sya week inTtmrtown.

Terms and ooutiit 55 tree. Add.H. Uallett Portland, Mo, judging from the satistactory testimonials week, SI 2 a day at homo easily made Costly outfit free. Ad.TitUKLtCo.Augusta,ii; from prominent, persons it has received, Cincinnati, (Ohio), Star of tfic West, AGKNTS WANTI'JI). U.

H. fg CO. PitlJibtinj, I 'a. INSTANTANEOUS KNVIfJOl-lATOR THE creat of Generative Power wire ana uafo. Kemores nervous timidity, impotenry and ficsual debility, and restores the energy, fire and Tigor of youth in twenty minutes.

Trice 91. Address the N. E. Medical Institute, li Trem ilow, Boston, Mass. ST, L.

N. No. T2U. Fob Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Depression of Spirits and General Debility in the various forms, also a preventative against Fever and Ague and other intermittent Fovera, When Writing to Advertisers state that you nnw mmr in tuih Ti.tper. the Fkhro Phosphorated Elixrr of Ca- IKnttnwseri awiv ieii((en ov tnttntma- ail vrofeaaion, for I JrJ'.

unfral LissTA, made by Caswell, Hazard New York, and sold by all druggists, is tbe best tonic for all patients recovering from fever and other sickness, it has no i a Want oj Vital-u Eveby one has a will and a mind to survey to his licking his lioatl and caught up with his teeth from thehox used as its reccptablc a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil. He threw ilio bottle on thn floor with violence enough to break it. and then deliberately licked up tlie Kt. Jacoiis Oil and applied it to the cut.

Readers. -ve have seen the laws of association belied by beings with less sense than Toujihmau's horse. The word has passed among its, and when we see a man who won't try the Oil, we say, 'He is worse than Toughmun's To many this may appear as a very tougli -t story; and were there not proofs innumer tiot, and Convalra-1 equal. think for himself, yet many will go about hacking and coughing until a friend recommends Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup for that cough.

Biiilorinu from uiionrnl debility tit nuch nn nxtjini. t.hnk Intntr wnafiTdnarllnfflT hnr Gknxleuen: in dflnsome to me. A vncutlon of a month did not give much relief, but on the contrnry, wab (ollnwfd by inoreused prostration anUBinkinKctullB, AUhialima I besan tho utie of your IrtON Tonio, from which I r- ulized ulmont immeUnt nnd wondcriui roBnim, 'i tiobld eneri iri rpturuaa nnu louna runt inrnamrni iom Tonlo, Since uslrgit I have iiun4 twicn tht I- 'IVinln. Kit, nalnrr No preparation ever discovered except Carbolinb, a deodorized extract of petro-leom, will really produce new hair on bald heads. It will be a happy day when the great army of bald heads fully understand this.

onit not norrannnnth nlmOrl. I hnve afifd thrOB bottlna of th borthut 1 did in tbe same tinw dtiHaum; illooflB, and with doubln thn eaa. With too trani.tt nrvt Success In Business. A. E.

Burkhardt, one of the most suc (Jwork, I know not what. Igivo it trhnrrm.it, P. M'athov, Chnrrh, IT07. Tftt Iron Tontr is a able of the ctricaev of the til-eat German cessful business men of Cincinnati, in an address delivered before the Commercial Club of that city, said: preparation of JVo-t o.r I lie 0 Sron. Fertt-ifittn Jtarc, aniS FAu-IthiMtcSt OHHOf irf vil wit ft i'effi'tnhlr Twenty-five cents buys a pair of Lyon's Patent Heel Stiflfeners and make a boot or shoe last twice as long.

I have cast my minil's eve hurriedly Kenicdy they would be in so designating-it. The testimony, however, is plentilul and pointed, and is i'vom people whose long experience in matters appertaining to horseflesh entitles their opinions to profound eoDJsideralioa and respect. back ove'r my experience in Cincinnati, and I am fully convinced- that in fifteen CM tc II 'Ji'snt uerpKHUVif.f Kino Alfonso has been invested with the order of the parter. MAN'tFACTUIHB 3 DKf liAYEk fe HSi, 213 NORTH MAIB STHEET, ST. IBUiS are, with the advertising havedone,.